Your face is a jimmy john
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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