yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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