It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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