love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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