Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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