Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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