This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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