what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
do herpes really smell.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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