dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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