Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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