we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we're making bets on your personal life
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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