Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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