please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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