And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Enjoy the penises
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Randomize
