I want to make a zoo with you.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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