there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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