My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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