The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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