If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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