Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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