So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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