I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I need to calm my uterus...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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