I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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