I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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