I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
