its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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