Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
