69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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