i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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