Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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