i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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