so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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