do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I understand Curling. That high.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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