I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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