i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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