I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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