yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How does it feel to date your dad?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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