Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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