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(808): View more from Hawaii

how do you spell 'special'? like slow?

(210): View more from Texas

S P E L L C H E C K

(808): View more from Hawaii

No you dumbass thats not right

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then

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(631): View more from New York

He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha

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(302): View more from Delaware

are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life

(860): View more from Connecticut

.....a litte

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(947): View more from Michigan

He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis

(317): View more from Indiana

preferably one with a six figure job and a boat

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