To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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