Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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The best walk of shames are on the highway
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