In the future we'll all be gay
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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