i just google imaged poop.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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