my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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