Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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