We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
