all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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