69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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