Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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