So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
