Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
